The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Four anti road protesters?
|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Life’s Achievements!
Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as...