What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Blonde in College
A blonde reports for his University’s final examination that consists of Y/N type questions....
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
Physiotherapist and the Golfer
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of...
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...