A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
OLD NEVER DIES 5
|OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...