Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
The three wise men are out for a stroll when…
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a...
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...