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Do you know me?
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That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
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cross a spider and an elephant
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Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still…
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out...
Red Phone
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The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...