Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
10 Husbands
TEN HUSBANDSA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding...
Purchasing the shoes
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Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
The Honeymoon Begins.
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...