You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
THE BOYS OF SUMMER
|A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. Big deal you may say, but...