Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
Unsanitary conditions
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
Lots of words
There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring,...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
OLD NEVER DIES 9
|OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just...