On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
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A Blonde Question.
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said,...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
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PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...