Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
A group of Americans was touring Ireland…
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Timberland.
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...