Computer use of a blonde!
How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?The joystick is...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
Beetle Experiment
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...