What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Pay for your past bills
|A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods...
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...