George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
On Childless Marriage
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs…
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach,...
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Why do men like blonde jokes??
Why do men like blonde jokes?? Because they can understand them.