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Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Alaska Crazy Law
In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose....
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Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
Math is turning bad
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A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....