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How true it is.
Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
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Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
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For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!