Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
I love you in 9 languages!
HOW TO SAY “I LOVE YOU” IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:English . . . ....
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
The South Takes a Cue from Oakland
The South Takes a Cue from Oakland Everyone is familiar with the plan to...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing…
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses...
The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...