Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Top 10 – Basketball vs Sex
TOP 10 REASONS BASKETBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALL MOVEMENT IS KEY 9. YOU...
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...