A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
Your Kind of Man
Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast...
Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
Flea jokes 02
|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a...
Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own...
New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...