This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Same Aid
One way to live together and never have an argument is for both husband...
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband…
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband “Wasmaking love to me...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...