If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
10. It doesn’t snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It’s more fun...
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...