Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
Getting The Story Straight
When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
I often feel guilty
|Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in...
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
Helping a criminal
|When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets...