A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS: When...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No...