Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of…
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot...