Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
Polish Scientistific Plans
Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Economist Valentines
|Top economist Valentine’s Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without...