Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast...
Economics ruins life
|Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old...