Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
The College Food Chain
The College Food Chain THE DEANLeaps tall buildings in a single boundIs more powerful...
Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Not a good comparison!
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who...
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...