Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...
Want some of this?
Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...