They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
Race dead candidates
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Real classified ads 04
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
The Kowalski
The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer...