My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist…
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder....
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Can you relate to this!
Can any of you relate to these “addiction” quips? I sure can The last...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
What movies teach us
|COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never have...