Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...