Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...