If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
What would Princess Diana be doing right…
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A:...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get...
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
Elephant jokes 01
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