Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Cheap plastic rings
|A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
Rabbi’s anniversary present
A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of serviceby...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...