Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...