Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Educational priority
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
A really Corny Joke
Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was...