Russian War College
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
Gay Men and A Baby
Two gay men were partners for life and finally decided they wanted a child...
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...