A practical joke involving jello
|Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...