Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
Yes or No
Dr. Dave’s Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple...
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who...
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
The nun and the cabby
One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby...