Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
Heaven and smoking
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven?...
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Something Fishy Here!
LIFE UNDER THE SEAWhat is life like under the sea? Is it a dogfish...
What kind of clothes are there?
What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!