Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
A dubious remedy
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to...
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...
A work of art
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...