Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...