Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...