Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
Siblings……
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At...