Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
Quotes of companies
|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...