Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Sex Education
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....