Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large...
She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...