Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
This pill allows you to fly
|A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man...
A Lawyer Died
A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Locked in the trunk
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Burying Poles!
Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and...