What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
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Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...
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Why did God create man first?
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Mom’s new recipe
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The Procrastinator’s creed
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A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...