The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
Life According To TV Land
What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away...
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...