Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
The 25 BBS Commandments
|Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou...
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...